Why Life Sucks My DICK OFF

Satan has a lease on my life and plans on taking it AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Do you realize what this means? No. Of course you don't. It means that I will sweat blood until the end of the month. It means that I will smoke YOUR CIGARETTES. Fuck Graduate School. Waitressing is my LIFE. And every filthy bastard who tosses me a few dirty bills is my SAVIOUR. I'll refill your coke, fuck, I'll wash your ass, just give me what I NEED.

The Ministry is desperate and filled with self-loathing.

In other news, the fate of Humanity lies in the hands of SHIT EATING WHORE BEASTS.