TASTE MY MIDDLE FINGER

Ok, actually don't. That's disgusting. But in case you haven't noticed, the theme of this site is filth, however today I am in a remarkably unfilthy mood, and in fact I feel better than I have in months, maybe even a year. So just for today I will break the two unofficial rules of this site:

1) to always post with spite
2) to not reveal anything endearing

With that in mind, I'm in a good mood. I WANT TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS, for fuck's sake humor me, call me, write me, whatever.

And if you so desire, taste my middle finger anyway, filthy humans.