Friday, March 25, 2005

the morning after pill rules

I am disappointed that all of a sudden pharmacists are proclaiming that they have moral consciences--they are clearly in the wrong profession.

Ah, but being a pharmacist makes you a lot of fat cash, so shouldn't that be enough to temper the flames of morality as they flicker about everytime some trashy whoremonger needs the morning after pill so that she can potentially extinguish the potential fertilization of a potential egg?

that's a whole lot of potentials.

But nevertheless, I am intrigued at the possiblity of wanting said potential life extinguishing pill and having some person, whose said job is to dispense said pill, feel better about themselves because they do not have to be complicit in the potential destruction of potential life. thank god.

Now, on the other hand, I have the feeling that there are many a god-fearing pharmacists that simultaneously are interested in the preservation of all life, while also having no serious moral qualms about dispensing many a questionable drug that have been lobbied through the FDA approval process by some jerk in a suit with a checkbook.

The solution is clear. Let's have more babies. Babies are cute, and sweet, who doesn't love them? Let's also grow them into the new combined profession of pharmacist-priest. Only high pharmacist-priests should be allowed to decide who gets what drugs and when.

And Ann Coulter is dumb. She wrote that the Democratic Party called in the National Guard in order to prevent black children from integrating Little Rock schools, as CLEAR evidence that the party has a long history of using violence against its own people. What she missed is that the National Guard was called in in order to prevent the good white people of Little Rock from killing the black students who were attempting to enter the public schools. Yeah. Fact check bitch.

Done.

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